Did you know we old folks are worth a fortune? We have silver in our hair, gold in our teeth, stones in our kidneys, lead in our feet and gas in our stomachs.
I have become older since I last saw you and a few changes have come into my life. Frankly, I have become a frivolous old woman! I am seeing six gentlemen every day! As soon as I wake up Will Power helps me out of bed and I immediately go to see Jimmy Riddle. Then it's time for breakfast with Mr Kellogg, followed closely by the refreshing company of Mr Tetley, or my other friend who I only know by his initials P.G.
Then comes someone I don't like at all, Aurther Itis. He knows he is not welcome but insists on being here, and what is more, he stays for the rest of the day. Even then, he does not like to stay in one place, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a hectic day I am glad to get into bed, (and with Johnny Walker too!!), what a hectic life.
Oh yes, I am now flirting with Mr Al Zheimer! The Vicar came to call the other day and said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. So I told him I did all the time. For no matter where I am the bedroom, the kitchen, the sitting room or the garden, I ask myself, "Now what am I here after?" Well, I'll close for now and hope that Will Power is your constant companion too, but do make sure his friend, Emma Royd, does not creep up on you, from behind!!
Finally, watch out for the crafty one-Gerry Atric!